Is the movie If I Had Legs I'd Kick You available on Netflix, Disney+, Prime or Apple TV+?
At Stream Tracker, we keep an eye on where films land so you don’t have to. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is a tense, intimate drama following Linda as her life unravels — a child's baffling illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and a therapist whose sympathy curdles into menace. Below you’ll find whether the film is currently streaming on Netflix, Disney+, Prime Video or AppleTV+, and — when applicable — any festival prizes or awards the film has picked up.
Synopsis
Linda's life unravels as she scrambles to care for her child's baffling illness; with a withdrawn husband, the sudden disappearance of someone close, and therapy sessions that grow progressively confrontational, she fights to find answers and keep her world from collapsing.
Watch on which platform If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Updated on 12/03/2026Netflix
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Disney+
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Apple TV+
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